The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
'When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
'So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.'