Because below 18 not allowed !
Kok Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Kok Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
Kok Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes " Yes"
After taking photocopies of documents, Kok Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Kok Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Kok Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Kok Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
Kok Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .... what happened to the other ear ?" Kok Beng answered
"That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
Kok Beng talked to a long-distance telephone operator.
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Kok Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
At a bar in New York, the man to Kok Beng's left tells the bartender, JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE". The bartender approaches Kok Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?" Kok Beng replies : "Tan Kok Beng, MARRIED