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Muthusamy gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.......
"So what do I do first?"
His father replies:
"Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed".
Five minutes later Muthu is on the phone again.
"She's naked and in bed what do I do now?"
His father can't believe what he is hearing,
"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes Muthu is on the phone again.
"Appachchi, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"
His father's patience is now running out so he says,
"Sh*t son, do I have to spell everything out to you?? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees...... Good night"!!!!
"Just when his father starts snoring, Muthu is on the phone again.
"OK Appachchi, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"
"Drown yourself, you bloody idiot !
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine..
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,
'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'
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