Sunday, December 12, 2010

Strange Job Ever Seen

It may be rare you see in here, for life is rarely willing to do work that others can't do it.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Five Riddles





1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. 
Which room is safest for him? 

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? 

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday? 
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! 



1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right? 

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung). 

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow! 

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph. 

Wednesday, December 1, 2010


Tuesday, November 30, 2010

There are No Ugly Women, just Poor Ones

There are no ugly women........only poor ones.......   
This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008.    The competition was between 9 women for best makeover. 
They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest. 

Look at the before and after photos.    Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women . 

The woman 2nd from the left won the contest. 

My goodness !!!!!! This is how men get cheated!  

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Extra Marital Affairs

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 4th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 5th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

Friday, November 19, 2010

Why Sex Education Is Important

Muthusamy gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before....... 

 "So what do I do first?"

His father replies: 

"Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed".

Five minutes later Muthu is on the phone again.

 "She's naked and in bed what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing,

"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes Muthu is on the phone again. 

"Appachchi, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His father's patience is now running out so he says,

"Sh*t son, do I have to spell everything out to you?? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees...... Good night"!!!!

"Just when his father starts snoring, Muthu is on the phone again.

"OK Appachchi, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"

"Drown yourself, you bloody idiot !

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Two priests on vacation

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. 

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them  as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. 

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. 

They were sitting on beach chairs, 

enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. 

How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store  and bought even more outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine..

After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, said 

'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. 

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 

'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied, 
'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Porsche & the Singaporean lawyer‏

This is a good one....typical

A very successful Singaporean lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out, a truck came along too close to the car and completely tore off the driver's door. 

Fortunately, a policeman was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche; it was completely ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard the body shop might try to make it new again.

His lights flashing, but before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before ,was now completely ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally calmed down from his rant, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,' he said. 

'You're so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life' 

'How can you say such a thing?' asked the lawyer. 

The officer replied, 'Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!' 

'OH, MY GOD!' screamed the lawyer. 


Friday, October 22, 2010

Some Hidden Information contained in Famous Logos

This logo doesn’t seem to hide much at first sight, but it gives you a little insight in the philosophy behind the brand. First of all, the yellow swoosh looks like a smile: want to have the best customer satisfaction. The swoosh also connects the letters a and z, meaning that this store has everything from a to z.

This is probably one of the best known logos with a hidden meaning. If you look closely, you’ll see an arrow that’s formed by the letters E and x. This arrow symbolizes speed and precision, two major selling points of this company.

Continental is a manufacturer of tyres. You could actually see this in their logo, because the first two letters create a 3-dimensional tyre.

Toblerone is a chocolate-company from Bern, Switzerland. Bern is sometimes called ‘The City Of Bears’. They have incorporated this idea in the Toblerone logo, because if you look closely, you’ll see the silhouette of a bear.

The old logo of Baskin Robbins had the number 31 with an arc above it. The new logo took this idea to the next level. The pink parts of the BR still form the number 31, a reference to the 31 flavours.

Sony Vaio is a well known brand of laptops. But did you know that the name Vaio logo also had a hidden meaning? Well, the first two letters represent the basic analogue signal. The last two letters look like a 1 and 0, representing the digital signal.

Carrefour is one of the biggest European retailers, and it’s also French for “crossroads”. The logo symbolizes this word via two opposite arrows. They also added the first letter of the name, because if you look closely you’ll see the letter C in the negative space between the two arrows.

Unilever is one of the biggest producers of food, beverages, cleaning agents and personal care products. They produce a huge amount of different products and they wanted to reflect this in their logo. Each part of the logo has a meaning. For example: the heart represents love, care and health -  feeling good, a bird is a symbol of freedom. Relief from daily chores – getting more out of life.

At first, this logo might not make much sense. But if you look closely, you’ll see the number 1 in the negative space between the F and the red stripes. I also love how this logo communicates a feeling of speed.

The Sun logo is one of the most famous ambigrams in the world. You can read the brand name in every direction; both horizontally and vertically. This logo was designed by professor Vaughan Pratt of the Stanford University.

The NBC (National Broadcasting Company) is one of the biggest American television networks. I think most of you have already seen the peacock in this logo. The peacock has 6 different tail feathers, referring to the six divisions at the time that this logo was created. The peacock’s head is  flipped to the right to suggest it was looking forward, not back.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

What A Joke!

Man with the BIGGEST cock I've ever seen

Types of drinks as we age.....

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad 

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, 

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, Your Dad

Wednesday, October 20, 2010


Bajaj's new Cheapest Bike
For Rs.999 (like nano)..... !!!!!!!

It has been a major hit in the market and is largely responsible for changing the 'Two wheeler market'

It will be introduced in Indian market in  31 July 2010 ...  
I hope everyone wil come to office by bike in few days..

Facilities are..

Available in following option

A) Kick Start
B) Electric Start

1. 250 CC Speed + we can increase speed by pedaling
2. 24 hr Free Air Conditioner System
3. Leg break System as like Disc break in Pulsar
4. Without doubt it's going to win "Best Bike Of the Year 2009 "

Engine                      =      Air Cooled 
Front Brakes              =      N/A  
Rear Brakes               =     130mm Drum    
Front Tyre                 =      2.75 X 18      
Rear Tyre                  =      100/90 X 18  
Wheelbase                =      1265mm      
Ground Clearance      =      155mm     
Dry Weight               =      50 Kg  
Tank Capacity           =      No Need  
Colours                     =      Brown

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Airport Security

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