STORY OF RED INDIAN COUPLE

This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married.  After six months,......... the wife has not conceived.  So the couple went to seek the help of the Red 'Chief' who is also the tribe's medicine man.  Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?"  Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months".  After nine...

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HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO...

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Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ' The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she...

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Mexicans....very honest people....

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KOK BENG STORY

Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed !Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop. Kok Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" Salesgirl : "Yes !" Kok Beng : "Give me a green one, please " Kok Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question....

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GOOD ADULT HUMOUR

Failure  is not when your girlfriend leaves you,it's only when you leave her a virgin.Tension is when wife is pregnant!Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!Horror is when both are pregnant!Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female.And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?To...

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A DOCTOR IN DUBLIN

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant  "Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients".  "Yes, sir!" answers  Murphy.  The doctor goes fishing and  returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy, how was  your day?"  Murphy told him...

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FUNNY TOILET SIGN

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This is why I have not bought any tickets for the Soccer.

This is too much...... are they g...!!!! ...

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Kids Really Hate Politicians...(Funny)

Politics is as boring for a child as are Teletubbies for grown-ups! And as if it wasnt enough, politicians love to use them to show they are good and caring people with a big heart. But assisting to a political event and being kissed or taken in the arms of a politician is not the cup of tea of any child!Look how happy those kids are ...

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The Advantages of living after 50!

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true... Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.  03. No one expects you to run anywhere.   04. People call at 9 pm and ask,"did I wake you?"   05. People no longer view you as a...

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THATS ALL JOKES

BAD DAY A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying.  'Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'  ...

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