Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" the man asked.

"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.

"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain."

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I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU? 

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Don't copy if you can't paste!

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, ' The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'

 

The crowd was shocked. He followed up by saying, 'That woman was my mother!'

 

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

 

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'

 

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out '...and I can't remember who she was!'

 

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

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HUMOUR

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time 

On a bulletin board: 

Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...

I Gave Up Reading 

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. 

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:

Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. 

Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off 

Sign In A Bar:

'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.' 

Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.... 

Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman. 

The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions.. 

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You sleep Alone

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. 

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

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Why so many keys are so rusty????? Please answer.

Why Why Why

 
Woman asks:

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Man replies:

It's very simple.
Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.
But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!'.

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My boss fainted when he sees the form filled by the interviewee....

RESUME  SENT IN BY A CHINESE GIRL  first time filling up an application  
  form                                                                     
                                                                           
  Name:                    Ah Meng                                       
  Age:                      Still young                                   
  Sex:                      Never. Still under age                         
  Religion:                I only have experience praying my cat who dead 
  2 years before                                                           
  Race:                    I love to race, how you know?                 
  Nationality:              I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo         
  IC Number:                i see this number 6735                         
  Telephone number:        House no telephone                             
  Hand phone number:        3310 nokia                                     
  Address:                  Penang Jelutong 
  Who founded Penang     KAWAN KAKAK LAMPU                             
  City :                    Nor Haliza? is it !!                           
  Postcode:                I never post anything                         
  State:                    i good state of mind In my family,             
  Country:                  I love  travel to Canada                       
  Marriage status:          got two boy friend                             
  Email Address:            Hotmail                                       
  Education Background:    My teacher said not bad                       
  Working experience:      Last time got sell pirated VCD                 
  Father's name:            Daddy                                         
  Father's IC:              You ask him                                   
  Mother's name:            Mummy                                         
  Mother's IC:              You ask her                                   
  Salary Expected:          Yes                                           
  Hobbies:                  play empat ekor kena 2 time starter           
  When can you  start work: i comming out of jail this thursday can start 
  on friday                                                               
  Highest qualification:    Ya, very high                                 
  Grade:                    Ya, very high                                 
  College/University:      College                                       
  Signature:                Can I use chop aarr?                           
                                                                           

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---if not we'd both still be alive.

PRICELESS!

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GENIE IN A BOTTLE

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' 

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. 

 A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied. 

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. 

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'  

     

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your sexy wife.' 

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but how do you feel about it honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband.I'd do the same for you!' 

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. 

The genie was insatiable and the sexy woman did not disappoint him. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 

How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.  

'No Kidding,' he said.  

'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

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Punjabi Lawyer in UK wrote his wife in India

Dear Sunita Darling,   

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has   affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband, 

Tuna Singh 

His wife replied... 

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:   

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses. 

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent. 

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.. 

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses. 

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...   

Shall I plan the same for the next month? 

Your Sweet Heart, 

Kichi   

NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN  

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JOKES FOR YOU

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

Scenario 1  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.  

That's MUMBAI  

Scenario 2  

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.  

You are definitely in PUNJAB  !!!  

Scenario 3  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.  

The first two get together and beat him up.  

That's DELHI  

Scenario 4  

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.  

That's AHMEDABAD  

Scenario 5  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.  

He writes a software program to stop the fight.  

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.  

That's BANGALORE  

Senario 6  

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..

Peace settles in...  

That's CHENNAI  

Scenario 7  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.  

You are in KOLKATA  

Scenario 8  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

"don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".  

That's KERALA  !  

And the best one is ....  

Scenario 9  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.  

You are in GOA  !!!

RETIREMENT BONUS

If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humour impaired!

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.. He walked Out with $96,000.

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which He did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where Are your testicles?'

The old Chief calmly replied, '  Vietnam

Indon, Bangla & Malaysian

An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.

He says "In KL we have so many Indons and Banglas that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Life in Dubai after 1 year..... once UAE ID card in place 

An Expat calling Pizza Hut in Dubai

Operator: ' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'

Customer: 'Salam Ale koum, can I order..'

Operator: 'Can I have your UAE identity card number please, Sir?'

Customer: ' It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610'

Operator: 'OK... you're... Mr Waleed from Syria and you're calling from Flat #402, Al Maskaan Building, Bur Dubai. Your home number is  04-3661231  04-3661231, your office number is   04-8852302  04-8852302 & your mobile number is  050-2665667  050-2665667. Where has the delivery to take place Sir?'

Customer: ' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator: ' We are connected to the system Sir'

Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'

Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'

Customer: 'How come?'

Operator :'According to our medical records - you went for your check up last week to Welcare Hospital & you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'

Customer:'What? ... What do you recommend then?'

Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'

Customer:'How do you know for sure?'

Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library in Deira, last week Sir'

Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'

Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Dirham 112.00'

Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'

Operator :'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your First Gulf credit card is over the limit and you owe Citibank Credit card another Dirham 3,720.55 since October. That's  not including the late payment charges on your housing loan to NBD, Sir.'

Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'

Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on HSBC ATM withdrawal for today'

Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'

Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Honda Civic...'

Customer: 'What!'

Operator :'According to the details in system ,your Honda Civic's Registration ie Malkia is expiring in 23 days & your Gargash Insurance has already got expired last week.....

Customer:'?? ??'

Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'

Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me those 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'

Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... '

Customer:#$$ ^%&$@$% ^ tm kiere.....abe ytga...npiye! !!!!!!...... ....... .

Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 on Dubai Hatta Road, when you wrongly overtook the BMW & you were convicted of using abusive language also on the policeman... ?'

Customer (fainted)

Operator: hello hello, are you still there....

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JUST FOR LAUGH

The Letter "T"

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will  have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, 'Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending  requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the  letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.'

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex  craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, ‘Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

5. TONIGHT

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY,  I am waiting for you upstairs.'  

HAVE A LAUGH

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,

'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'

To be Or Not To Be Married .........A Good One I Think...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.                                                       

Lee Majors  

  

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.           

Al Gore                                                             

  

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.                  Socrates                                                            

  

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving  them.                                                               

Mike Tyson                                                          

  

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,   

"What does a woman want?                                            

George Clooney                                                      

  

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 

Bill Clinton                                                        

  

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.."               

George W. Bush                                                      

  

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."       

Rudy Giuliani                                                       

  

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."                          

Michael Jordan                                                      

  

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t..” The third gave me more children!  Donald Trump                                                        

  

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming                          

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,                                 

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.                                  

 Shaquille O’Neal                                                    

  

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...                                                          

Kobe Bryant                                                         

  

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.         

David Hasselhoff                                                    

  

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.             

Alec Baldwin                                                        

  

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.           

Barack Obama                                                        

  

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.           

Tommy Lee                                                           

  

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” 

David Letterman                                                     

  

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!            Jay Leno 

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Spread The Stupidity!

1. Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 

2. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 

3.  Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 

4.Why do we leave cars worth thousands of rands in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.


EVER WONDER ...


5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


6. Why can't women  put on mascara with their mouth closed?


7. Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


8. Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


9. Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


10. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


11. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


12. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


14. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


15. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


16. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


17. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


18. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


19. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.  

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WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its


EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: 


DAY ONE


HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE 
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts. 


REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum 




DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH 
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS; 
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT; 
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available


Send this on to all your girlfriends who may need a laugh and to guys who you think can handle the truth!

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