Friday, January 20, 2012

Don't copy if you can't paste!

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, ' The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'  The crowd was shocked. He followed up by saying, 'That woman was my mother!' The crowd burst into laughter...

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

HUMOUR

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time  On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading  My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.  You...

Monday, January 16, 2012

JUST FOR LAUGH...INDIAN JOKES

In war soldiers get injured, right? Here's how different races exclaim:When the BRITISH got shot - OH MY GOD.....!!!!When the MALAY got shot - YA ALLAH....!!!When the INDIAN got shot - AH-YOYO AMMAH...!!!But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot, they go - NABUEH CHEE BYE, TIOKLIAO...!!!!****************************Signal for sex:Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her: "Let's make a signal code if wewantsex?"She nods and agrees. So he goes: "If I want...

SURPRISE BALLOON FOR GUYS .... ENJOY!

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Why so many keys are so rusty????? Please answer.

Why Why Why  Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Man replies: It's very simple. Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key...

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