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Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'llhave to do it again...
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% of gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% of boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still inParadise . Why?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'llhave to do it again...
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% of gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% of boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still inParadise . Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
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