SARDAR JI, working overseas wrote to his wife...regarding no remittances.
DEAR PINKY Darling,
I can't send my salary this month; the global market crises has affected my Company, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JALENDER SINGH
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His wife replied...
TINKU TO PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 5 kisses for one weeks milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect; only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every second day to take 2 kisses Instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept the 3 kisses only, so I Gave him other items; hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 10 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 30 kisses and I Hope I can complete the month using this balance.
For emergencies, I have Other items on offer....
Shall I plan the same for next month?
Please advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart,
PINKY
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